7 kinds of annoying Pakistanis on Facebook
We would like to thank Hafsa Omer for this insightful post =)
Disclaimer: We, at Ideas Evolved, do NOT wish to offend, degrade or pinpoint anyone, any group or any community. The purpose of this post is SOLELY to amuse and we sincerely hope that our readers would see it like that.
With the popularity of Facebook having risen, Pakistanis haven’t been far behind in using it. No, leave ‘Leave far behind!’ They’ve flooded the site to such an extent that I believe Mark Zuckerberg should keep a quota for the percentage of Pakistanis on facebook! So here’s my take on the 7 obvious, and ridiculously annoying types:
1. The Rohndoos:
These are the ones who just can not help but keep crying and whining on and about how sad/bad or unfair life and this world is to them. They are prone to updating statuses like the following everyday:
“I Fe3L LyK crYing! I h@te ma lyfe!”
“So0o lonely! Nobody cares about me! I jus d0nt want 2 live!!”
“My life SUxxx!”
“I want to end ma life!”
(Yes please, go ahead and spare us this torture)
They, I firmly believe, are people who used to keep the lyrics ‘Zindagi Nay Zindagi Bhar Ghum Diay” as their MSN ‘nick’ with the picture of a slashed wrist, with the oozing blood spelling ‘Heart-broken’ and have now graced us with their pleasant presence on Facebook.
2. The Fake-Sweet Despo and NADRA-People-In-Disguise:
They are mostly male and after a few weeks of talking to a girl on the site through comments, statuses and messages, they get to the real reason for all this exertion:
“Hey, I want to see you. Can I see your picture?”
If the answer is a ‘NO,’ they try other possible means:
“Hi, why don’t you give me your number? It’ll be easier to talk through texts.”
(Kyun aap ko mazdoori karni parti hai yahan baat kernay kay liye?)
From the nature of their questions and the requests to girls to tell their age/location /number – I often feel like they should be asked: “Bhai aap nay mera NADRA ka card banwana hai?” (NADRA stands for National Database and Registration Authority, for those of you who didn’t know)
And the end is emotional blackmailing:
“Don’t you trust me?”
(No, I don’t, you freak!)
3. The GEO-type Blabbers:
Yes, I call them GEO-type for they leave no status updated to write about each and every moment and detail in their life. They just can’t stop jabbering and talking! Their profile walls are like freakin news channels!
“Just woke up! Good morninggggg Pakistan!”
“Going to my Khala’s! Soo excited!”
“Going to Arizona Grill.”
“In the car! What a weather today.”
“Ate too much. Gotta go to the bathroom.”
4. The Typicals:
Typical Pakistanis that do nothing but bombast the system of the country, find conspiracy in everything that happens here and talk of how revolution is imperative to any progress while doing nothing themselves to bring a change.
When Pakistan loses a crucial match:
“This is one big fat conspiracy against us! There was pork spread under the ground and the players got to know of it and lost because had they won they wouldn’t have been able prostrate on it! DOWN WITH BLACKWATER!”
They would update a status “We need a revolution!” while listening to Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’.
5. The Blind-Likers:
Their motto is: “Come what may, I shalt ‘like’ it anyway.”
Person 1: “My grandfather is in coma, please pray for him.”
Blind-Liker: ‘Likes’ it.
Person 2: “is bored”
Blind-liker: ‘Likes’ it.
Person 2 “rolls her eyes” at blind-liker.
Blind-liker: ‘Likes’ it.
That’s how they go about. ‘Liking’ is their business 
6. The Aunties and Uncles:
These are married aunties that still keep the photo of their wedding shoot on the display and when you open their profiles, you learn they have 3 children, the eldest being 17.
And uncles that keep their passport photos as the display pictures dated 1980 and send cheap messages to all ‘desi’ women on the site. Need we say more?
7. The Insecures:
These are all the newly-turned-teenage girls and boys that are looking for ‘love’ and ‘frandship’ on the internet. With names like ‘Lahori Munda,’ ‘Life-Taker’ or ‘Desi Girl’ and pictures of rarely-known-in-Pakistan-foreign-celebrities put up to fool others, these kids should be advised to go watch Commander Safeguard series on the TV rather than ‘facebooking’.
No related posts.
8) The Stalkers
These are the people who take pleasure out of exploring the profile albums of people that interest them, may it be crushes, enemies, friends or plain others….they ALSO like to send the links of these albums to their friends: “bachi check karo yaar!”….many hours are spent drooling over these pictures =p In fact, the dangerous kind actually copy others’ pictures and use them for different purposes =/ {trust me, i have been on both ends of the situation =p}
A.salam amna..hope u doin good..well i just went through the page n reading ur remarks made me write something to u..well thats not just pakistanis…the same thing is going across the globe…let me know if u find any westner or foreigner with a better moral fibre or interests….2nd reason for this is: Our society n religion restricts us…but the modern/western culture professes it and media is Bombarding masses n injecting it into our blood…so collapse of thoughts n idealogies takes place..hence lack of opportunity n more of stimuli..Leaving youth frustrated…so they go for short cuts and cheap activities… So ppl like u find it annoying..and write a page about Pakistanis on the internet so that the whole world must see what "morons" we are…. I m really sorry for how u feel n how u think…i think we all r responsible for this..so the need of hour is to cleanup ourselves 1st and then hope n try that society also gets better…or if we kept goin on the same note…then we need a revolution or we need a war..
ish u all the best with days to come…sorry if i offended u by any means though never intended to..Hav fun!
"the same thing is going across the globe"
correct! but our PERSONAL experience is limited to the Pakistanis
"hence lack of opportunity n more of stimuli..Leaving youth frustrated…so they go for short cuts and cheap activities… "
correct again, the youth needs to realize that they can do the same things but actually have some standards….
"so that the whole world must see what "morons" we are…"
first of all, Ideas Evolved is a blog made by Pakistanis, we did NOT write this for the WORLD to see…
"i think we all r responsible for this..so the need of hour is to cleanup ourselves"
the last line is NOT meant to offend or degrade anyone…but yes, we need to correct OURSELVES first
"sorry if i offended u by any means though never intended to.."
i am not offended…its fine that you are actually willing to express your opinion rather than impose…but you could try and surf through the rest of the blog and see that it is in the Best Interests of the country and its people….thank you =)
Tu mohtarma kis nay kaha hay apni profile albums ko public kar kay rakhain. You can simply place a privacy setting on your album and hide it from the rest of the world. Agar public hi rakhni hay tu complain bhi na karo. Makes me suggest another category.
9) Stupid Pakistanis
Those who don’t know how to use facebook.
hahahahaha so true Hafsa, though i think if we sit with the fam we can figure out a few more :p
Oh soon soon we will! ;D
lmao… that is sooo true
i totaly agree with u xD
Thanks alot! XD
yeah…though kids in school, even middle school, are found stalking others….
giving way to really worthless trends =/
9) People who copy your dp and make an account with a name like Parveen Shah
10) People who keep on sending you friend requests until you block them in the end after seeing their profile, *ONE MUTUAL FRIEND* who is totally not a friend of yours but some person like a family friend whom you had to add being courteous…..*God, I can feel the rage coming out* =p
Live and let live. Your condescending attitude is no better than their mindless status updates.
good one..true indeed…
(10) is spot on! they are determined to increase the people in their friendlists…=p
11) the fake IDs
when groups of people, or just individuals, make accounts with fake names for the purpose of stalking, annoying, frandshipping with others….(these could come under most of the other categories in the list =p)
spicy comic relief of an article i would say! really tickled me for a while (Comment Moderated) cheeers!!! =D
Darn! I should've included this type too!
Because there are many!
=P
Seriously, the conspiracy-theorists just find a conspiracy around EVERYTHING!
Thanks for reading and liking though!
Yess!
Thanks alot!
Hey, thanks alot!!
That category I missed, though it is epic :p
Thank you very much!
Hahaha, this is spot on! =p
Love the fake attention seeking wrist slashers! =p
Hahah thank youu!
12) the wannabes – write ‘KEWL’ statuses and ‘ultra KEWL’ spellings of what ever they write….
“wat3va!”
“thnxxxx”
“hOw iS yOu?”
I really like Geo Type bladders & Insecure Kid………. amazing analysis
so true, so true… so im not only one noticing these things
Yess! I couldn't help writing down what I observed!
Thank you for reading!
You seem to have totally missed the point of the article.
Ummm.. No.
Thank you!
Thank you for this explanation Resham!
I wanted it to be put that way!
I think Resham managed to present the situation in a nutshell….*gives Resham a thumbs up*
yeah…
Classical piece of humour! Would love to read more from you, Hafsa. Sense of humour is such a rare commodity these days.
Thank you very much Mehreen, will hopefully write both on humour and other topics and try to make it worthy of reading
The writer must have mentioned what is the "Perfect" way to write FB status.
I have observed that those people who usually criticise other people's FB status are the ones who usually don't write anything in their own statuses. This article sounds interesting but it's technically very weak.
FB is actually created for sharing these kinds of stuff, and categorizing the members is obvious because people have different kind of natures and moods.
There is no 'Perfect' way and I reiterate for the umpteenth time that this post is neither a show/attempt of displaying my intellectual or my personal superiority (or whatsoever) nor is it a criteria to judge people.
Its just a piece on people I think many of us would have across on the site, that I find to be much in number and have certain things in common that sometimes get to one's nerves.
Everyone has their own views and I put mine forth on some through this.
Thanks for reading.
I must say you are REALLY smart, hundreds of people have read this post but failed to spot that major error =p thanks for pointing it out, is now fixed…and honestly? calm down, the world is NOT about to crash around you because of that one error =p AND we learn as we go…
absolutely true……….. good work Hafsa!!!!!!
Thanks Sana!
HAHAHAHAH uzair! u perfectly qualify for 1. The Rohndoos and 4. The Typicals!
ur awesome man. thanks for adding so much more to this already-too-awesomeistic article!
gud work amna
The post was actually written by Hafsa Khwaja Omer =)
another type : the ones that post katrina kaif's or some other celebrities pics as their profile pics …. just cant stand them …. and those that use strange spellings like cousins become cux0ns and so on
LOL!
I mentioned the photos one in the end and the writing was included in the first category :p
Thanks for reading!
I dont think anyone felt like the writer was trying to establish herself as better than them. Unless, of course, that ANYONE falls into one of the categories she has talked about above.
And if YOU dont see the humor in it, that does not mean there ISN'T any. I'd suggest read other comments and take a look at the number of 'likes' this one article got and THEN maybe you would be in a better position to define humor for people who can actually understand it.
And please, try to be a LITTLE mature and stop arguing like a spoilt kid no one agrees with.
LOL
Excellent observation skills
Good job.
Thank you!
hey i dont c da like button here!! hahahaha jk awsm stuff
Thank you!!
hahahaha Good
Thank you
heheheheee……..V funnyyyy
Thanks alot!
and yes there are definitely some who have ample of time do analytical survey like this one
Oh yes, they are the wailay ones – I fall into that category :p
Thanks for reading! : )
cant stp laughing =D n well for that quality number 3..dude that s more common in non-paki's
Thanks alott! =D
Oh I've seen it in some Pakistanis too, and I am a former-member of that category :p
Man dis is totalli tru……=O
Awsum!!!!! =D
Thank youu!
man ths work is awesome creativity limited to pakistanis..i cant stop laughing …Lmfo ..the blind likers ufffffffffffffffffffff..u know tht ths life is more of a trouble and violence has griped so lets not take fun in a serious way…there is no jury here!…and hafsa its nice that u have just pointed at ur own nation…u are safe frm some head geared "taliban"salutation!=D
yaar nice work seriously! need more of such stuff…seriously
nice…
Just think
89 comments till now… 1500 clicks on like…
What will happen if we repost this article… with the author name as Imran, Kashif, Saeed e.t.c… Comments… hardly 3 – 4… and… Be the first one to like this….
Why would that be the case? :S
I guess he means guys get less attentions than girls?
Zaid if you love your country as your mother land you would have certainlay understand but you have no idea what you are messing with, if you get time just read a chinese traditional story about a mother who lost her child.
I myself sometimes feel lonely and wanted somone to poke me on fb but i never took it in a negative way, the way people here are discussing
Hey hafsa..hope u doin good..no offence but u said that u wrote it for humor n for others to laugh…Question is …to laugh at???? "us infact".. sarcastically …very nice effort to promote the image of nation amongst ppl who already declare us "………..u know dat".
And ppl around the globe do too many things dat we don't n r not supposed to do…like
Did u ever try jumpin off a cliff??? or sleep with crocodiles or sumthing??? never….so plz be a lil responsible while writing something about ur country n ur people…I agree what so ever is written is true…But y Pakistanis r always highlighted with a green highlighter and presented to the world??? whereas such thngs r at peak in the west or other countries (survey reports n ask ur known ones there)..
U got good writiing skills…hope to see something better n constructive 4m u in future..be the best..
Cares n Prayers! hav fun!
Plus, this post was not scheduled to be shown at the G8 Summit or anything that it should be regarded as an instrument to show Pakistan's image to the global eye.
This post, if you see it that way, also proves we Pakistanis – those branded as terrorists today- have a funny/lame/hilarious side too and I think its better to be known as funny than extremists.
I've always written on socio-political issues and in this I've not presented the plagues in our country such as Vani, poverty, corruption, extremist madrassas etc to be laughed it that it should be called 'irresponsibility'.
We are as normal as others with our diverse sides.
Hope you see it from my perspective now.
Thank you very much for reading, giving a feedback and appreciating!
Warm Regards!
Hi
First off, by others, I meant us – Pakistanis.
And I'm sure you know of the quote that they ability to laugh at ourselves, is to be human.
Humour is a commodity in times like we are going through.
People from other countries do crazy things and those who talk about them, does not offend the doers. After all, it doesn't breach the code of ethics or rules, does it?
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Plus, this post was not scheduled to be shown at the G8 Summit or anything that it should be regarded as an instrument to show Pakistan's image to the global eye.
This post, if you see it that way, also proves we Pakistanis – those branded as terrorists today- have a funny/lame/hilarious side too and I think its better to be known as funny than extremists.
I've always written on socio-political issues and in this I've not presented the plagues in our country such as Vani, poverty, corruption, extremist madrassas etc to be laughed it that it should be called 'irresponsibility'.
We are as normal as others with our diverse sides.
Hope you see it from my perspective now.
Thank you very much for reading, giving a feedback and appreciating!
Warm Regards!
the ability to laugh at ourselves may be true but to make others laugh at us and our country when they already consider us lame/ dumb and God knows what else then you probably should think ten times before humiliating the Pakistanis in front of uncountable people who read this post and make fun of Pakistanis. No matter how Pakistani are and what they do, we belong to Pakistan and being a citizen of the country it is our first and foremost priority to make our country proud of ourselves
this cant be done by projecting the image of Pakistan as some dumb, desperate losers whose sole purpose is facebooking or whatever you said in the post.
please think before you say something about your country because in the end it is the only home we have got where we are still living independently miraculously due to Allah's blessings. you ain't going to help any of us by these kind of posts
Daniyal how would you feel if i laugh when a near a dear ones of yours do a silly thing and i make fun of that as the example given by some one earlier in this post, if you are lost all of your emotions and think that everything in the big head of humour and fun can be justified can i do (comment moderated) and expecting it will be funny and humour just a (comment moderated) man you need to understand what is humour and what is throwing shit on your own. so you consider throwing shit on your own as an activity to make people laugh, grow up man and be mature yourself first before you start advising others about lil maturity of mind
Lady, we are not pointing out specific person from the community, its not u or me doing it, its what has been observed over the past years!!
Again ill mention, try NOT connecting ur emotions to humor nd try giving it just a laugh, nobody is getting hurt here!!
And AGAIN, ill mention, try to learn to laugh on ur own self, thats wht u call growing up! =)
How come every type of facebooker mentioned here is 'a near and dear one' of all those reading it ?
'Throwing shit on your own'? I wonder why we Pakistanis take EVERYTHING so personally and consider as a weapon used to demean us as a nation? (as if we already aren't infront of the world for certain justified reasons).
Ever seen stand-up comedy? Or other humorous posts? People don't 'throw shit' on their nations, its just a way to learn to laugh at the the traits they possess which is no way is insulting.
Hafsa or Amna who ever is the author you really are a big No. 1. The Rohndoos becuase now you are complaining about all the pakistanis (comment moderated) on you for throwing shit on Pakistanis
Thanks alot for reading the article, i think this debate has been put under discussion already for quite sometime now, please read the comments thoroughly… =)
Yaar…i have to be honest…not that amusing. The liking part was worth a few laughs..rest was a drag.
I've never written on humour and this was just a second piece which I personally felt needed a little more additions/edits etc but due to lack of time and approaching exams was unable to.
Will hopefully be more creative next time!
Thanks for reading
Wow. "demented" "rat's ass". You are so good at English! And I would also like to point out that what the author wrote does not apply to everyone who has, is , or will be on facebook since it doesn't apply to me! Just because you or someone close to you (probably your girlfriend) is in one of those categories doesn't mean you have to bitch about it.
nice article!
and LOL at the people that are trying to start a flame war. if they don't like it, they can move on and find something else that suits their interest
Thank you for reading and liking! : )
I would like to ask the author which category does she belong to since she spends so much time on FB herself ?
A fomer member of Category No. 3.
P.S : A proud FB addict.
LOL. love it!
U did a good job. But I felt it lacked originality. I have read similar articles on Indian, American and British websites. However, u did a good job to give a bit of desi touch to earlier efforts. However, I feel we have a strong case of plagiarism.
Cheers,
Haroon
Hi, thanks alot for reading
I hadn't read similar articles on this topic until some here started an argument that I was maligning Pakistanis and so googled some to support that humour is used everywhere for different types of people and it is not equivalent to degrading nations etc.
cool
Good read. Learn to use 'block button', by the way.
Trust me, I use it pretty often !
Thank you for reading!
Hahaha very nice. Made me laugh.
Also, don't forget those types that keep sending you private messages telling you how God made you so beautiful, and how they'd like to get to know you, and how they want to be your "frand".
Ignoring them doesn't really help, because the messages keep coming until you finally block them.
Darn, I missed that!
Actually there are so many, I might just think over writing another on this topic – Part 2 maybe? ;D
See, the very reason behind this nation not progressing is because of such pretty people existing on our land. Leg-pulling is our favourite hobby. Criticizing others is just amazing. Looking down upon others is fun. If someone else other than us is prospering, OMG, we can certainly NOT tolerate that.
Grow up people. Put aside these orthodoxies. The world's touring the space and we're not even done fighting with our own people.
SHAME ON US. Every single one of us.
So all those having issues with this article, let it be known that even an act that can make us smile at this point of time is precious.
Get over your egos and embrace beauty.
PITY!
Hahaha..
Mind Blowing..
Thank you for reading!
Ziad, forget him…I think he totally missed the idea. I guess the author had done a good job to let us realize where we stand. We need to enjoy the humor and improve our self. That's THE IDEA. no need to confront.
the best article on your blog !
Uber hilarious post. Thumbs up for Hafsa Khwaja Omer. Super duper amazing stuff. I was literally laughing out loud =D keep up the good work. All the best =)
i think you forget to mention those who love to comment on stupid pic by saying awwww lovely dp
lolz well he is jobless so may be he was applying for a job
thats why he send ya all his data:P
@ Author:
Hate these annoying bastards myself! 
No. 1: LOVED it!
No. 2: Gender-biased as it was, I loved the witty ending.
No. 3: This was pretty lame considering the fact that you're relating morning wishes, day out, good food and nice weather to somebody's urge to take a poop.
No. 4 & 5: Couldn't agree more.
To be continued…
#9… people who actually take time to write about the other types of people on face…
#10… people who just don't give a sh!t… a.k.a ME!!
guess this article categorises the author in "The Rohndoos". Nice analysis but u find every type of people in real life too… for fun it was awesome though….
another type is the one that writes these blog posts. they have nothing better to do than to comment on others (typical pakistaniat). first six belong to all nationalities. they are not exclusive to pakistanis. chawal!
chaa gayi hey bachi
hi…hows u??nice piture……i am new on facebook…..completed my engineering…. already doing a job…..blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ……will u be my frnd..
allllaaaaaaaaaaaa boaht allla i feel like likin it
Mannyy types missing…But Amazing research…this takes Effort
lol. Very funny . I enjoyed reading it
Waisay which one are you?!! 
Sorry to say but the author looks to me quite a stalker and she seems to be an attention seeker, just to get more likes on her blog, she created so many types of Pakistani facebook users, while these type of ppl can be found anywhere
There is only one thing I want to say for the author
"Get a life"
Pakistanis may be weirdos, stalkers, annoying, but they aren't exception
They are normal human beings, so no need to make fun of them
lolz.
. great article. While reading this article, a question raised in my mind. What kind of people do you like on facebook? The one who don't do anything. 
. I would love to read the post with list of people, you like on facebook.
any ways, interesting piece of work. Definitely, going to subscribe this website
The most annoying is this quote maker because he dont know how to use fb like pakistani's.JEAY PAKISTAN.
LOL nice work =) a good laugh and rohndoos =) extreme pwnage =P
the 9th kind is the kind which uses "X" instead of "Z"
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OH MY GOD!!! this is superb.. i mean this is so true so true….I'm a blind likerrr
hahaaaaaaaaaa and Geo-type Blabbers xD shoooooooooooot!!! 
And btw what about those who make their profile and then just disappear…. nd just come backkk after years
LOL LOL funyyyy
and what about those who DEACTIVATE their profiles????????
Awsum awsum,loving it !
Every Nation have good and bad faces in their societies. But i cant understand why this page is only picking one Nation even we can see other's profiles on daily bases and its worse. So AM totally disagreed
I don't get what the fuss is all about. The writer clearly wanted to write a light article. It isn't bad at all. For all the *ghariat mand pakistani's*, stop whining. Seriously don't you have anything other then whining to do all day. "Pakistanis may be weirdos, stalkers, annoying, but they aren't exception
They are normal human beings, so no need to make fun of them" WOW! Seriously, are you for real? I mean what gave you the idea that we can't poke fun at ourselves? I mean why not? What is wrong with this? Don't you think an indian (our holy competitor) or anyone else would not have written such an article.
Loved the article.
May the force be with you.
just a small question from the author of this article
Did you study what exactly people from Europe, Africa, America, Australia and Asia are doing on facebook before pinpointing what Pakistanis are doing ?
i so much agree with Uzair that just cus u think u can speak english, u saw all seasons of FRIENDS & read couple of Paul Coelho's books u think u are better then all those other people out there on facebook
one more thing
just if u would've noticed facebook is a social networking website
so everyone has a own way of socializing
a message for Resham: i guess this piece of humor or watever u want to call it could've been taken as humorous if it mentioned behavior of people generally on facebook rather then choosing pakistanis to be the subject material.
as i said comparative study should be done about what other nationalities are doing on facebook
and being a Pakistani just think about it when this thing is being shared on facebook so it is not limited to be read by Pakistanis only
obviously people from other countries will also get to read this
your disclaimer says the reason is not to offend, degrade or pinpoint any group or community
but look at the heading of this
"7 kinds of annoying Pakistanis on Facebook"
i guess u have pinpointed a group or community even if u did not want to
ROFL! Awesome!
TRIPLE LIKES. And I am not a Blind Liker =P
well..there are the normals too….:)
lol…dumbo…..and yeah..shadi online was a much better option..:D
A ridiculous blog!!!!!
HAFSA JI VERY AMAZING OBSERVATION JI OFF THE HOOK!! MAN YOU HAVE MAKE ME LAUGH STAY BLESSED
Its nice article but its not only in Pakistan it's everywhere in the world… Everyone is being a blind liker or geo type blabber… So it will be unfair to target only Pakistani people over this…
What? No point regarding political 'intellects'. tsk.
well, the write should also include herself in one of the types she defined.
* well, the write should also include herself in one of the types she defined.
* well, the WRITER should also include herself in one of the types she defined.
lolzzzzzz i feel its hilarious. curly straight forward but so true . I specifically like "blind liker"/thats the good one type . really good effort girl .
Haha.. The freaking blind liker. It always amuse me how they like everything ppl post. And the Geo type. Twitter is full of them who have nothing good to share but blah blah blah i slept..
Wonderful article! I loved it. Amazed at number of likes on FB of this article :O
well, great work girl, but you forgot to mention those kinds of people who likes to create pages and ask friends around to join, the page has no reason to be followed, and those who ask to join This VILLE THAT VILLE games.. damn r u serious…what on the earth this thing gonna make any effect?
hahahahahaha these freaky people are mostly found n every page
Being from India i can identify with all the kinds of people on facebook. It’s the same here
Off the charts, lady