OMG What did I just watch!?
Kid fights back against bully, becomes hero
This video was uploaded on Mar 17, 2011 and has so far garnered above 1,250,000 views.
My jaw dropped to the floor when I saw the way the Casey Heynes, the bigger kid, just picked the bully and hurled him to the ground like he was made of Styrofoam. We don’t know how long the kid has been tolerating it all, after all he was minding his own business when this kid comes up and starts messing with him, but it still doesn’t make it okay for him to do THAT. Or does it?
This is violence. Why should something like this become viral?
That kid you just saw, yep, potential son of Hulk, became a hero for those who have been bullied or ARE being bullied all across the globe and have ALWAYS wanted to fight back.
The comments for this video have been disabled because of the amount of people who publically endorsed and supported Casey Heynes for his reaction.
Does that teach bullies a lesson or does it promote violence for both bullies and their victims? You can’t really decide.
Facebook Parenting: For the Troubled Teen
So a little summary of what on EARTH we just saw.
A teenager girl, Hannah posts something abusive about her parents on facebook and despite her blocking them, her ninja parents still manage to get hold of that post. Oh and the dad, he sits on a chair in front of a camera very calmly, smoking on a cigarette, reads the wallpost out loud that’s printed on a crisp white sheet, gives her a nice lecture on how it’s really disrespectful and hurting. The birds chirp and the leaves dance to the wind. It’s all going smoothly until he takes out a gun and starts shooting at Hannah’s laptop until the gun run out of bullets.
It’s obvious why this became viral. WHO DOES THAT?! This guy has an enormous amount of positive comments saying “Hahaha. So KeWl!” from 12 year olds who know as much about parenting as we know about how big the universe is.
900 RPM AR CIVILIAN LEGAL!
Nope. These were not computer effects or behind the scenes of an action movie, it’s actually a guy who tests new weapons before they hit the market. Thank God he isn’t our next door neighbor. One little innocent bomb our dog would have dropped on his porch and a giant missile would be coming towards our house the very next minute as an angry response.
Cough. Alright. I admit I’d like to try it too. No, I didn’t add it to my “Best jobs ever” write next to “Skittle Test Taster”, how rude of you to judge me! And his accent does grow on you a little (or is it just me?) but its VIOLENCE, which is bad. And cool. And dangerous.
Let’s just move to the next video, shall we.
Sittin On Tha Toilet
I don’t know what kind of sick person that makes me, but this actually cracked me up to the extent that it made my day.
And yes, it’s a woman. My 10 year old cousin refuses to believe it.
Her brother just made that video for fun, which he was never supposed to show to another soul, except he just uploaded it on YOUTUBE. Nothing seems to be wrong with that, right?
Only 64 million people stood at her toilet’s door and watched as she sang her favorite tune and bobbed her head to the song that thanks to me is now going to be stuck in your head for a very long time.
And here’s the winner. Sorry dear readers. Even after going through hundreds of comments, I still don’t get WHY, oh why this pain in the ear video got so viral. Somebody please tell ME! If you watched it for the first time today, you must have clicked on the link, cranked up the volume and must have embraced yourself for something so extraordinary that 81 million people took out the time to watch and then after you finished watching it, you would have ran downstairs to the attic to take out your dad’s shotgun he uses for hunting, and shot the Nyan Cat with it. And then you’d sleep like a baby.
Sitting on the toilet. Oh yeah. Sitting on the toilet.